Please Do Not Lick the Screen!

Last week I had my first commercial photo shoot!
It was about food! Let me rephrase that: great food!

Everything went perfectly until I realised I had a problem...

My stomach was too small for all the crunchy, juicy, steamy stuff they were offering me.

If you have a party or you just like to eat, for all your catering needs, call 780 490 4443. Candace or Terry will answer and they will be extremely happy to assist you! Or you can just drop by in person at Extreme Pita Meadows, on the corner of Whitemud Dr. and 17 Street

They're telling the truth, you know:

Here comes the really mouth watering part! Harmon - the owner of the restaurant - has the most delightful offer for you!

SAY MY NAME AND YOU'LL GET ONE ABSOLUTELY FREE PITA FOR EVERY PITA YOU BUY!!! How cool is that? You can even pretend you know me! I'll give you a few pointers, in case somebody asks: I'm tall, cute, funny and very talented. That's what I hear , anyways.
By the way, you'll need the name: COSMIN DANILA. Write it down!
The promotion expires on May 30th, 2011 and it is valid only at Extreme Pita Meadows, at 3926 - 17 Street.
Harmon and Andy Gill got an award for best customer service in Northern Alberta and they can prove it in more ways than one:

Now, I know you are used to my playful exterior and you might be a little confused at this point, but this offer is no joke and I'll explain one more time what just happened. If you go to Extreme Pita Meadows, at 3926 - 17 Street and mention my name, you'll get a free pita with every pita that you buy! Is this serious enough? Common, this is sweet! Are you still reading this or you're on your way?

eat.love.more.cosmin